Netbook/notebook advice, anyone?

Nicola’s wondering about getting a netbook or another similarly low-spec laptop… if anyone can offer any advice, we’d be most grateful.

The only major requirements are that she can do her writing on it and have WiFi for backups. We wondered if the tiny netbooks wouldn’t be suitable for a lot of typing… a standard-sized keyboard might be more sensible. I would also use it for my Powertab stuff (our old Windows laptop is on the way out) so maybe that’d rule out the 9-inch screens… anyone got any experience of this?

Massive storage isn’t an issue, nor is the ability to run graphics-rich applications.

Windows is probably necessary, as she can then use it for work conferences (her office and department are Windows-only). I don’t particularly want to be messing around with (or paying for) new versions, so we’d ideally want to avoid Vista. And we’re certainly not going to be messing around with replacement components, so this has to be an “off-the-shelf” thing.

Thinking about portability and battery life, how about solid state drives? Worth the extra cost? Speaking of which, this needs to be kept to the minimum, as it’s really only an extra computer. She’s happy to spend up to about 400 quid.

Any recommendations or advice gratefully received!

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A short history of this blog

Bear with me… there’s a reason why I’m telling you this trivia.

Until 2001, I had a website that partly advertised some of my musical/transcribing exploits and partly worked as the general “mY BRilliaNT hOMEpage” that was the ultimate aspiration for all non-professional web users in those days (although I’m relieved to say that I never had a colourful border and I never used the <blink> tag).

It was in 2001 that I got all excited by the newfangled “weblog” idea and decided to have more of a journal-type layout on my site. The first year or so, I had to update the posts manually, writing a new page in HTML for every post (I think blog management systems such as Blogger were around, but I wanted something self-hosted, and couldn’t make sense of any of the self-hosted options). I then moved to Grey Matter, which was nice and simple, and stood me in good stead for about 4 years.

By the time I outgrew Grey Matter, WordPress had become the impressive, approachable and flexible tool it is today, and it was liberating to make the jump. However, I never quite managed to get WordPress to automiraculously import my archived Grey Matter posts, so I put them on my desktop, intending to gradually import them manually.

And then I did a bit of tidying up. Maybe there was an OS update in there somewhere. Maybe I even made a backup, and then deleted it when I’d restored the most obvious stuff. Anyhow, the whole bloody lot got trashed.

Fortunately, the Internet Wayback Machine, part of archive.org, is a pretty amazing tool. I can pretty much access the entire history of my blog, and although it’s a tiny bit more fiddly than having the raw text files on my desktop, it gets the job done.

So… I’m gradually working through all the pre-May-2006 posts, entering them manually into WordPress, so I’ll have the whole lot in one reasonably future-proof format. Why am I doing this, considering neither of you are likely to browse through ancient posts about Euro 2004 or the launch of Flickr pro accounts? Well, maybe it’s a case of late-developing OCD, or maybe I just like having access to some sort of history of my life, even though it’s in the selective and intermittent form of a blog. And if it entertains anyone else, why not?

[EDIT: If I do have late-developing OCD, it's going to be really tested by the fact I've shifted the whole blog from spaghetti-factory.co.uk to blog.sfocata.co.uk and will therefore have to fix all the sodding photo links!]

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Lolling all over the world

From Swedish radio’s Språket I’m glad to hear that there’s now a Swedish verb “lolla” – to LOL.

Swedish language purists are probably tearing their hair out, but it made me grin. Not only have they adopted an abbreviation for an English phrase, they’ve taken it from written language to spoken language, where it’s now functioning like any other verb. Isn’t that great?

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Oops, sorry about that.

Looks like the blog is back online…

I took it down a few weeks ago, intending to switch servers and rationalise all of my various online bits and bobs. I’d tried having a separate hosting account for each domain, but that proved both costly and an administrative nightmare. Then, a bulk hosting account was overkill, so I’m going to try running everything as subdomains of sfocata.co.uk. This is the only bit working so far, but I have PLANS!

I *think* I’ve got WordPress set up so that all the permalinks will work properly, but if you see anything missing, let me know via the comments or Twitter!

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Ah, Mr Lunatic, here are the asylum keys…

Train firms seek longer contracts (BBC)

That’d be the train firms who, despite the promise of £400m of our money over the next two years, still want to be allowed to run things their own way. The train firms who, in several cases, haven’t even been able to make it through the regular seven-year franchises without messing up badly. And they want immunity from government intervention?

Of course they do! Without the awkward General Public complaining about reliability, punctuality and ticket prices, the Train Operating Companies can get on with their main priority… making as much profit as possible. Without central intervention, would we not see even more rail replacement buses on branch lines, designed to annoy passengers so much that they use their cars, giving the TOCs statistical grounds for cancelling the service completely? Less and less compatibility between different companies’ timetables at interchange stations?

I’m not saying that the government has done much good with the vestiges of its centralised power, but at least there’s still the potential to fix things. Rail travel in the UK is already starting to feel like a clique. Those of us who use trains regularly know all the tricks for keeping ticket prices to a minimum, and the horror stories of £100+ return tickets (with a 90-minute wait because two operators hadn’t synchronised their timetables, etc) largely involve people who rarely travel by rail. It just shouldn’t be like that, and without some means of censuring the train companies, I could see that situation getting a lot worse.

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But first on BBC1, some casual racism…

Just as I started writing about Nick Griffin’s controversial appearance on Question Time, I checked Twitter and saw this quote from Krishnan Guru-Murthy of Channel 4 News…

@krishgm Anti-fascist protesters break into the BBC. Is it me or are people more angry about Question Time than about 2 BNP MEP’s being elected…?

Which says it all really.

The whole “No Platform” debate is all very familiar to me, as it was a major hot topic when I was a student. Student Union meetings were an endless stalemate amid protocol discussions… should that homophobe be allowed to speak, given that the previous speaker voiced pro-IRA sympathies? Should this student be refused platform on the basis of racism, when all he did was criticise Scottish people?

With the caveat that I’m white, middle class and pretty laid back about my self-image (and therefore not susceptible to many hate crimes) I’ve always thought that freedom of speech has to take precedence, within the boundaries of the law. And of course it’s not always comfortable, and there are some grey areas… where is the line between voicing unpleasant opinions and Incitement To Do Really Bad Things? But as a basic starting point for making the world a better place, it’s the best we’ve got.

And that’s why, despite some misgivings, I’m in favour of Nick Griffin appearing on Question Time. Returning to Krishnan G-M’s tweet above, the whole thing has rather been blown out of proportion. It’s not the first time Griffin or the BNP will have been seen on TV… he was on Channel 4 News earlier this week, and there were BNP Party Political Broadcasts prior to the recent Euro elections. We’re not going to be overrun by neo-Nazi hordes just because of a sedate BBC discussion programme.

It’s easy to overestimate the importance of the BNP in general. There’s a good blog post here by Chris Dillow…

Stumbling and Mumbling: The BNP in Context

As he says, the BNP’s electoral success was skewed by the pitifully low turnout, and their actual numerical power is very small. That’s not to underestimate the considerably larger number of ignorant racist dickheads out there, but they’d mostly exist anyway. This is not about incidences of thuggish violence; it’s about electability. My partial sympathy for the No Platform camp is based on the risk that Griffin’s appearance on the BBC’s beacon show for establishment political discussion could serve to legitimise the BNP as something more than knuckle-dragging idiots.

The counter-argument usually involves letting them dig their own graves, but don’t forget we’re not dealing with the rank and file of thugs, thickies and other hopeless cases. Griffin might be an objectionable person, but he’s not stupid. He’s bright enough to earn a degree from Cambridge, and there’s no questioning his PR awareness; the party is a lot more electable than they were in the days of Derek Beackon.

But then it still comes back to freedom of speech. If Griffin pulls off an absolute blinder on Question Time tonight, tough luck. It’s up to the other parties to do the same. One of the reasons our mainstream politicians seem so permanently complacent is that they rarely have to fight hard to defend the Big Questions of democracy and ethics.

Thinking about it, my main criticism about tonight’s programme is how the BBC have come up with such an oddly-contrived set of fellow guests to face Griffin. The inclusion of both Bonnie Greer and Syeeda Warsi is a bit heavy-handed, but fine, let’s go with the idea of successful, intelligent black and Asian women? So where’s Sharmi Chakrabarti? And why the blustering, ineffectual Jack Straw rather than, say, Jon Cruddas? Will Self for some withering sarcasm from the token civvy spot? It’s as if they started out trying to devise the ultimate non-BNP panel, but then wimped out.

I’m not even sure I particularly want to watch. It probably going to be a dreary damp squib. But there’s always the chance it’ll be a horrible piece of car-crash TV, and hate to admit that’s what intrigues me…

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Tiny people running around in my computer!

Despite my initial indignant bluster, with much projectile monocle-shedding and rustling of the Times, I dutifully paid for the online feed of the Ukraine-England match. The £4.99 buy-by-Wednesday special offer rate, of course… I’m both tight-fisted and slightly sceptical about how well this internet-only thing is going to work. Are there going to be a million people across the UK, peering at badly pixellated, jittery images with out-of-sync sound?

There’s no stopping the march of technology, and for the most part, I have no wish to do so. I’m quite intrigued about how football coverage could be expanded (and made more competitive) with the addition of online-only services. But, as so often seems to happen, we’re being urged to jump excitedly on a new bandwagon which is still lacking a couple of wheels.

Unless broadband coverage and speed become more consistent, I suspect a lot of people will quickly lose faith in the concept of internet TV, especially for football, where the multiple intricacies of movement (more so than the simple back-and-forth of tennis, for example) demand a certain level of picture quality.

And then there’s the fact that a significant number of people (especially older people) have no internet access. For them, an online-only football match has the same expensive exclusivity as one broadcast on Sky, with the additional barrier of technological complexity. Plenty of people of my parents’ generation will have no intention of buying a computer and learning how to use it, simply to be able to get a few extra TV programmes. Until “the Internet” stops being a wholly separate utility, and becomes part of the general data stream entering a house (without the need for complex, expensive and specialised equipment) this situation isn’t going to change.

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The music industry must die, part 293

Lily Allen’s contradictory stance on filesharing was just a bit of silliness, but this is really, really stupid.

Edwin Collins stopped from sharing his music online (Guardian)

Despite astutely retaining the rights to his downright catchy hit “A Girl Like You”, Edwyn has been stopped from sharing the song (HIS song, remember) on his Myspace page. MyspaceMurdochDodgyMediaCorp just can’t get their heads around the fact that he owns it. I mean, what a crazy concept… surely only major labels own songs, right?

All this is like watching the sad, degenerate end of a great era, like those wistful novels about the end of the Edwardian age. I’m just not entirely sure there was ever a “great era” in this case.

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If elected, I will be lovely.

In one of those moments of sudden clarity, when the brain (well, my brain, anyway) spontaneously deconstructs some mundane truism or other, I wondered…

Why are party conferences given so much coverage in the media?

It’s a bunch of paid-up party members listening to their favourite politicians telling them things that have been carefully written to make them remain happy and positive about those politicians. How is that in any way newsworthy? We know what they think from the everyday political news, and we’ll find out how they intend to win the election when they release their manifesto. Why do we need an hour-by-hour description of their annual love-in?

In Bristol today, a large crowd gathered to watch as a man with a sweet tooth ate a bar of chocolate and then described the experience as ‘favourable’.
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Plum Pie

A celebration of our finest humorous writer? At a distinguished bookshop in Mayfair?

Plum Pie: The Life & Work of PG Wodehouse

With tours of Wodehousean Mayfair by a Lt-Col Murphy? How could a chap possibly miss such an opportunity? If anyone wants me, I’ll be playing bread-roll cricket at the Drones…

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