The Clegg Effect – the Hatemail bites back

From this…

Don’t mention the war. Grow up. (Nick Clegg, Guardian 2002)

… to this…

Clegg in Nazi slur on UK (Phil Space, Daily Mail 2010)

It’s barely worth noting that the Daily Mail (or any other tabloid) would take a perfectly well-reasoned and uncontroversial article and twist it into something completely hysterical and fictional. Still, this particular example made me go “WTF?” more than normal.

Mind you, I wonder if this is the equivalent of a top footballer being roundly booed when he returns to play against his former team. It’s a grudging recognition that the braying masses recognise and fear his ability to beat them.

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Not taking the hint

So when the leader of the traditionally distant third party pulls off an impressive performance, clearly finding a voice that impresses a disillusioned and jaded public, what do the other two parties do?

Raise their game?

Re-examine their own policies and PR approach?

Eliminate flaws and inconsistencies in their own claims?

Get down to grassroots level and ask the public what they really want?

Nope. They just make plans to discredit the New Kid as quickly as possible. You see, we punters might have tentatively moved to suggest that maybe the Lib Dems are the best (possibly of a generally bad lot, depending on your outlook) but we’re obviously wrong. How could we be so foolish?

And they wonder why turnout in predominantly Labour or Conservative constituencies has been falling so disastrously since 1997…

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So who voted NO?

So that’s it… the Digital Economy Bill has now progressed through the Commons, not looking quite as scary as it might have done, but still a disastrous chunk of misinformed nonsense. Without any debate, even the few merciful modifications wouldn’t have happened, but imagine what could have been achieved with proper debate!

With that in mind, here’s the list of MPs who voted against the Bill… Who voted NO?

Now, that’s not to say that all of these people are suddenly paragons of political virtue; I’ve howled in rage at the TV over things that several of them have said and done in the past. But if your MP is not on that list, and if you use the internet (well, DUH!) I urge you to think very seriously about how you’ll be using your vote on 6 May.

Take other local and national issues into account by all means, but bear in mind that the DE Bill could have ramifications (for human rights, the use of big-business lobbying, the nation’s creative output and the very nature of parliamentary debate) far deeper than we can currently imagine. And it’s already looking pretty bad.

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Kill the Bill!

The debate over the Digital Economy Bill is turning out to be one of the most shamefully undemocratic episodes of this government. No, actually I mean “… of this parliament”, because the Tories are equally culpable, and even the LibDems only came to their senses recently.

It’s hardly surprising that people are losing both interest and faith in our political system when the “wash-up” period immediately before the dissolution of Parliament could be used to rush through something so significant. This bill proposes to criminalise file-sharers, punishing them with disconnection from the internet and thereby punishing their entire household, guilty or not. And then the whole thing is driven by hysterical big business lobbying, painting “The Internet” as some kind of dastardly criminal underworld, stealing the livelihoods of our wonderful creative types.

But how come those creative types are finding the internet to be quite the ideal environment for gaining a fair reward for their hard work, building dedicated audiences and developing their careers? Why are so many artists (and copyright holders) embracing the download culture, rather than fighting against it? Why are they taking the independent route, rather than the big advances and shiny PR lifestyle of the traditional artist/label relationship? I’ll leave you to come to your own conclusion, but while you do so, here are some useful links…

What Digital Economy Bill? – Twitter-based protest

Did My MP Show Up or Not? – How democratic is this debate? Was your MP present? If not, why not?

http://www.writetothem.com/ – And that’s how you find out… ask your MP about his/her views on the Bill, and whether he/she turned up.

Finally, for the big reading assignment, Mike Outram has compiled a great list of links on his Posterous site. Don’t be uninformed!

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Today’s exciting news

I always mean to blog more about general news stories, but there just isn’t enough time in the day. However, so many interesting and truly significant issues have caught my attention today, so here’s a summary…

Was Shakespeare French? (BBC Radio 4). A locket found in Stratford bears a message (in French) from his mother, using her original French name. Who will we now claim as our greatest ever playwright?

Google launches animal translation service. Unfortunately for iPhone users, this is an Android-only service.

Labour’s election strategy (The Guardian). Their new campaign literature will exploit Gordon Brown’s “hard man” image, with the possibility of a staged fist-fight with posh boy Cameron. Bring it on!

Professor Brian Cox to appear on Coronation Street (Physics World). The inevitable soap debut for the rock star scientist.

Waterloo & City Line to be pedestrianised (walkit.com). At long last, a sensible policy to cut obesity among city workers commuting from SW London, Hampshire and Surrey.

The Daily Mail. All of it. I mean, how can you tell?

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They’re not even elected yet…

Ah, the excitement of the Royal Mail “fee to pay” card… although tinged with annoyance, it’s still exciting, because the £1.30 surcharge makes it seem so IMPORTANT, SERIOUS and UNMISSABLE. We received two identical cards yesterday, informing us of the need to pay two identical surcharges. There are two of us here, so it seemed likely that we’d both won the same amount on the pools… who could have predicted that?

So off I gambolled to the local sorting office, eyes bright with expectation, paid my £2.60 and ripped open my envelope to reveal the exciting (and ideally monetary) delights inside.

Imagine my surprise when I found myself holding a copy of the Sutton & Cheam Conservative Party newsletter from December 2009. No, wait… two copies!

Nearly three quid! For THAT?!

Well, I say “surprise”, but actually I was consumed with a sudden (and possibly disproportionate) rage over such a poor reason for spending almost the price of a Caffe Nero Hot Chocolate Milano. I don’t even live in that constituency any more! And even if I did, I wouldn’t be voting for that nasty little gang of Bullingdonites, especially when the current incumbent is Paul Burstow, a man whose sincerity, effort and integrity are beyond the wildest offshore tax haven dreams of any Tory you’d care to mention.

I’ll be writing to Mr Dave From PR, using the return-paid envelope provided, and suggesting that his young pal Osborne should reimburse me from the tuck shop takings.

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Tabloid hypocrisy, #374

Oh, and while I’m using the sterling work of others to fill my own blog space, Louis Barfe makes some excellent points regarding tabloid behaviour over the Jon Venables affair.

We can all dream up our little legal, psychological and judicial theories about it, but creating a furious media storm based purely on hearsay and prejudice is not going to benefit anyone.

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Youtube closes down for the night

There’s probably a whole generation of Youtube users who won’t understand any of the references here, but this video by Eddie Robson made me chuckle with nostalgia…

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Testing Twitter Tools

Clive has got me worried. This is not a proper blog post. Keep moving, there’s nothing to see here.

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Michael Foot 1913-2010, Keith Alexander 1956-2010

Sorry to break the recent blog silence on a sad note, but two people I admire died yesterday, postponing my inevitable BBC-related burble.

Now, Michael Foot is obviously the more well-known of the two, so there’s not much I can say that hasn’t already been said.

The first political party I ever supported (or at least rooted for) was the Labour Party under Michael Foot. I knew very little about politics at 12/13, but I had a vague sense that the Tories were all about aggressive self-interest and exclusivity, while Labour appealed to my “we’re all in it together” sense of fair play. Funny how right I was, eh? What I didn’t realise at the time was how Foot was about 20 years too late… the old-style man of letters in a political world that was starting to see the first signs of the PR generation.

It’s not a link I ever expected to make, but Keith Alexander showed the same integrity and depth of knowledge in his own field, and was similarly steadfast in his avoidance of PR gloss and bullshit. If you’re not into football, this isn’t going to mean much to you, but… without Keith, it’s entirely possible that Lincoln City FC, the team I’ve supported since I was nine years old, would no longer exist.

After the downfall of ITV Digital, lower-division football was in a bad way. Despite the fine efforts of the “Save The Imps” campaign, Lincoln City was in severe financial difficulties, going into administration in 2002. Big-name manager Alan Buckley left after a short and disappointing spell, leaving his assistant Keith Alexander in charge, and there was suddenly a cold, dark feeling that this was something Very Serious Indeed. And then there we were at the Millennium Stadium the following May, playing Bournemouth in the play-off final… how did that happen?

If I was of a pessimistic bent, I’d probably say that perhaps the club’s board should have asked some rather more pointed questions of Keith before he managed to rack up four consecutive failed play-off attempts. Plenty of perfectly sincere Lincoln fans have said the same, but I prefer to see it like this… working with an almost non-existent transfer budget, forced to sell the best players and rebuild the squad every summer, the very fact that he took Lincoln City to four consecutive top-seven finishes says a lot about Keith Alexander.

There’s a nice piece by Paul Elliott in today’s Guardian, covering his knowledge of the game, his tireless battle against racism from football and his uncanny ability to pluck talented players from non-league obscurities. Keith was one of football’s renaissance men, but the best thing he gave me was those four rollercoaster years at Lincoln. Thanks, big fella!

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