“Country received in bad condition. Bad Ebayer. Blair out!”

With less than a month to the General Election, how does this election campaign differ from the last one, in 2001? Well, Tony Blair is less popular, largely due to the Iraq war, and there’s a much stronger feeling of “Blair out whether Labour win or not”; in 2001 his main detractors were anti-Labour in general, but now he has plenty of enemies among previously loyal Labour voters. Meanwhile, the Tories are even more hopeless and divided than they were in 2001 and 1997. (Good. I grew up in a country which was run for the benefit of the rich, greedy and unprincipled… the slow demise of that party is fully deserved.)

But you know what is shaping up to be one of the big differences between 2005 and 2001? Apart from the widespread use of political blogging? It’s… Ebay. Yes! Having pervaded just about every other aspect of modern life, Ebay has now entered the world of politics, albeit rather hesitantly. The first few “buy my vote” auctions appeared this morning, although it seems that all but one have since been withdrawn, no doubt as the sellers realised what they were doing was illegal.

Still, one remains… seller “subynesimean” of Derbyshire would like you to buy his vote. Of course, that’s illegal, but that obviously doesn’t deter the bidders… as I write this, 21 bidders have taken the price to £1000, with 9 days to go. No, really!

(And just in case Ebay decide to delete the auction before you see it, here’s a screengrab)

Clearly more wary of the legality of such things, “paulj866″ is promising *not* to vote for whoever the winning bidder chooses (screengrab).

And even more tenuously, someone has set up a new Ebay ID, “themindisaterriblething”, just for the purpose of selling the use of his/her mind “or the 1 minute it will take to enter a polling station during the 2005 UK General Election and put a cross in a box next to a political party” (screengrab).

A sad indictment of a dwindling respect for the democratic system? Just a bit of fun to lighten the day? The future of British politics? Vote now!

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Weekend walking

People from warmer countries must wonder why we bother with the concept of “spring” in England… that period between winter and summer, when the weather careers madly between rain, wind, snow, more rain and occasional sunny spells. The English spring, and especially the month of April, is perfectly demonstrated by the BBC Weather Centre‘s forecast for my area this week…

Monday: Light rain
Tuesday: Sunny intervals
Wednesday: Heavy rain
Thursday: Light showers
Friday: Hail

But that’s doesn’t tell the whole story. When so much of the season is dominated by variations on the basic theme of “water falling from the sky”, the glisteningly bright and warm days are just *so* welcome.

The South Downs, 2 Apr 05 – Flickr photo set

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It was 48 years ago today…

… when Panorama, that dry BBC current affairs programme, shocked the nation with its hoax April Fool’s Day report of Switzerland’s annual spaghetti harvest. Of course, Britain was a more insular place back then, and some people were easily fooled by tales of spaghetti growing on trees. “Pah!”, say I. As we now know, spaghetti grows in recording studios, where it thrives in the warm, dark environment behind equipment racks, sometimes branching out across the floor where it risks being crushed by swivel chairs.

More information, along with a video clip, on the BBC site.

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Traffic Island

New music… a piece called “Traffic Island”.

[Later edit: Unfortunately, all the details I wrote about this tune were on an ancient incarnation of my music site, and I can't quite remember how the tune came to be written. Whatever, I reworked it sometime in 2007 and gave it a new title. Here you go...]

The Man Who Said No (5.3MB mp3)

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Kilroy-Silk, you utter spaz!

Thanks to Pete, here’s a couple of musical Flash animations that have just made me laugh. A lot. And laughter is always so much more rewarding when the butt of the joke is Robert Kilroy-Silk, don’t you find?

Mr Tangerine Man (880K)

Veritas Party song (350K)

Everybody sing along…

“Veritas, Veritas
The party for the vain and crass
Stick it up your suntanned ass
Kilroy-Silk you utter spaz”

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On blogless days

So it seems not all germs are cute. I’m quite a healthy person… only get a really heavy cold (or, indeed, anything more than an isolated single-symptom hint of a cold) every 18 months or so, only had proper flu a couple of times in my life, only had a handful of other illnesses and nothing at all serious. So when this year’s lurgy decided my sinuses would be a cosy holiday home for a couple of days, I wish it hadn’t chosen the weekend of my good pal Ross‘s wedding. Bah!

I hate missing an opportunity for drinking and merriment with musical mates, but having (through a monumental effort) launched myself out of bed and onto a train to Victoria, only to feel even more BLEURRGGHH, I figured my germs and decidedly non-celebratory frame of mind would be better off elsewhere than at a wedding reception. Curling up and sleeping in a corner is not really the done thing, at least not *before* you’ve hit the bar! Still, my very best wishes to Ross and Jo. I’m sure they had a marvellous day and have a great future ahead of them.

However, a couple of days worth of cold virus don’t account for ten days of non-blogging. That’s just laziness…

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The real future of downloaded music

Regular readers may remember that I wasn’t particularly impressed with the UK launch of Apple’s music download site, the iTunes Music Store, or indeed any of the legal download sites. Paying just under £8 for an album of low-bitrate mp3s (or similar) is ludicrous, when you can get the “proper” CD of the same album for only a couple of quid more from Play.com or Amazon. The low bitrate is unnecessary, given the ever-falling price of server space and the ever-rising speed of our internet connections. Furthermore, the available music isn’t particularly unusual, so if your tastes lie outside of the High Street mainstream, you’re stuck with Ebay or illegal download networks. My general impression was of a poor implementation of a great idea.

But anyway, I’ve been meaning to write something about a link I’ve had sitting on my desktop for a few days (the origin of which I’ve forgotten… probably BoingBoing)…

The Smithsonian Global Sound website is an ingenious and worthwhile use of “music on demand” technology. For 99 cents (US) per track, you get to explore the vast historical archive of music held by the Smithsonian Institute. You can search by geographical region, culture group or musical instrument, and the downloads are in either mp3 or… wait for it… lossless flac format. Yay!

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Germs are cool, too

a little stem cell out for a walk yesterdayAnd what about MRSA?

See… they’re not so bad, really. Next time you’re lying in a hospital bed, just console yourself with the thought that you have thousands of little tiny friends waiting to come out and play. Just in case you’re wondering, the one on the left is stoned… he ate too much of those super-strength antibiotics his parents warned him about.

No more “enhanced” microscope pictures, I promise… ;-)

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Support stem cell research!

a little stem cell out for a walk yesterdayI mean, how could you not want to do research to learn more about these little chaps? They’re so cute!

Next time a pro-life lunatic comes along and tries to tell you that there can be no benefit from stem cell research, just think of all those cute little red furry fellows that want to be our friends.

Yeah okay, so I did have to, er… “adjust” the image (from a BBC article) slightly, but only to enhance it, you understand.

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Perotin for beginners

Very little is known about Pérotin. What we do know is informed mostly by the work of “Anonymous IV”, an English student based in Paris in the late 13th century, who wrote at length on the daily life and musical pursuits in a medieval religious community. Pérotin was around in the late 12th century, and was probably choirmaster at Notre Dame cathedral; this is nothing remarkable by our 21st century standards, but you have to bear in mind two important facts. Firstly, the Christian liturgy provided the context for most of the major musical advances in the Middle Ages and secondly, Paris was rapidly becoming one of Europe’s major cultural centres. This enhanced cultural reputation had a lot to do with the groundbreaking music emanating from Notre Dame cathedral, with our man Pérotin as one of the major influences.

Some musical background… the earliest known religious music was plainchant (sometimes, and probably erroneously, known as “Gregorian” chant). One or more people would sing a single melodic line. This is monophonic music. One of the earliest types of polyphonic music (where more than one line is played or sung simultaneously) is known as “organum”… for composers of the Notre Dame school, this involved slowing down an existing chant to drone-like speed and adding another, faster part over the top. As our roving medieval reporter Anonymous IV reports, Léonin, another Notre Dame composer, was a master of organum, compiling “Magnus Liber”, the definitive book of organum at the time.

Some years later, and with the benefit of a decade or several of musical progress, Pérotin set about expanding upon, and updating, “Magnus Liber”. He also pretty much set the standard for polyphonic writing for much of the next century. As you do.

So, wanna hear some Pérotin? With any music for which no contemporary audio recordings exist, you have to rely on the quality and authenticity of the performance (and, with music so early, on the musicological research required to learn the performance parameters of the time). For early choral music, the Hilliard Ensemble are always a pretty safe bet, and their album ‘Perotin’ is one of the finest early music CDs I’ve heard. If you think you might be into any of this pre-Renaissance stuff, buy it now.

To really get an idea of what Pérotin was up to, though, you need to compare his music with what came before. There’s a CD by the Early Music Consort of London called ‘Music of the Gothic Era’ which contains two versions of the same piece, “Viderunt omnes”. The first is by Léonin, written as an organum for 2 voices. It’s a fine piece of writing, with plenty of intriguing melodic ideas and a cute little tinkly bell. Then you come to Pérotin’s revision of the same piece and… BLAMMO! It’s like going from black & white to colour TV or putting on a pair of 3D glasses. Pérotin’s four-voice organum (no tinkly bell for him, oh no) is so lush, you could spoon it out of the speakers. Remember, this is medieval polyphony, so there are no “chords” as such. The multiple parts are moving independently, but they meet to form a variety of consonances and dissonances, some of which leave me gobsmacked every time I hear them.

When I first heard Pérotin’s music last year I was amazed by it. Amazed by its beauty, its richness of texture and, above all, by the fact that someone was coming up with that stuff back in the 1190s. I’m still amazed by it.

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