Oh, is it terrorist season again?

Despite the increasing trend for displays of mass (and fake) emotion here in post-Diana Britain, it’s reassuring to note that when the shit really hits the fan, the black humour and quizzically raised eyebrow quickly return. After the 7 July 2005 bombings, the sarcastic posts to the London Hurts LiveJournal page made me guffaw, and Jeremy’s description of the BBC’s calm continuity was the perfect encapsulation of a peculiarly British type of national non-pride.

So when our country is targeted by the Special Needs Division of al Qaeda (thanks to DHM for making me giggle with that one) it’s good to see that our response is, once again, utterly appropriate.

Yep, that’s right, we’re going to put on our best clothes and go marching!

(Thanks to James Bardolph for permission to use his groovy photo from Pride London 2007)

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Dinnerlog #8

Continuing a train of thought from the previous Dinnerlog post, it occurs to me that I don’t really know all that much about cooking off by heart. All those groovy, glossy celebrity cookbooks provide instant gratification without any deeper understanding of why the ingredients fit together… your only investment of time is the trip to the supermarket and the actual preparation. Yep, and I’m guilty on that count.

But still, as I mentioned before, I like the idea of knowing recipes off by heart, and then, through familiarity, having the confidence to play around with them. I also quite like the idea of having at least one instant solution for each major ingredient… sometimes you happen to be wandering through Croydon market just before 4pm and a wily trader persuades you to take that entire *box* of something-or-other off his hands for a quid or two, and then you get it home and think “so what the hell do we make with this?”… that’s what I’m talking about.

We got some fennel bulbs last week. I really love fennel, but I was bored of stewing it in stock or vermouth or eating it raw in a salad. I tried a recipe in our Anna del Conte book where you slice it, sauté it in butter, stew it in milk and then stir in cream and parmesan… very nice, but the milk always curdled and burned slightly, affecting both taste and texture.

As an experiment, I tried a little variation. Quarter and thinly slice the fennel bulbs and sauté in butter for a few minutes. Add just enough stock to cover and simmer until soft. Mash partially, stir in a dollop of creme fraiche and bloody hell, it works! Far less sickly than the cream/parmesan version, although I could imagine parmesan working in this version, too.

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Dinnerlog #7

Sometimes, things I like coincide with other things I like. A coincidence of pleasantness.

I like eating and I like summer weather, so it was nice to end Sunday with the first al fresco dinner of the year, and Tuscan-style broad beans and ham seemed an appropriately sunny choice for the fine weather. Everyone should know how to make this… it’s one of those “ultimate comfort foods” that seem to account for most of the recipes I’ve committed to memory.

All you do is chop an onion and fry it slowly in olive oil with a handful of chopped parsley and the ham, which would be about 400g of prosciutto crudo if you’re doing it properly. Fry that together until the onions are squidgy and then add about 150ml of white wine and a couple of kilos (pre-shelled weight) of broad beans. Salt and pepper, cover and cook 20 mins and you’re done.

Familiarity with an old favourite means you can easily make adjustments to suit your needs. I find parsley a bit too bland unless it’s in huge quantities, so we used a handful of sage from the garden… it seems to add a flavour that seems more typically “Tuscan” to me. And I didn’t fancy blowing quite so much money on Parma ham, so we got one of those mini gammon joints from M&S and pre-roasted it (which would be prosciutto cotto, presumably). Damn good, anyway… especially when accompanied with some Jersey Royals coated in buttery sorrel mush and the rest of the wine.

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That logo again

the terrible 2012 Olympics logoI’m coming to this a bit late (after a week in Derbyshire followed by a busy week of work) so I’m probably only going to be repeating what everyone else has said, but never mind.

Yep, it’s crap, isn’t it?

I’m usually sceptical when the Great British Public is said to be united for or against something. The media have a habit of craftily spinning the uninformed rantings of a large minority into the “view of the common people”. In this case, though, the response really does seem to be of almost unanimous derision and ridicule. I mean, what kind of graphic designer really thought that the style of 1986 kids’ TV idents was due for a revival? Even at the time, they never used that sort of style for Olympic logos!

Now, I’m no expert on graphic design, but it’s pretty clear to me that a number of qualities should be present in a good logo… it should be instantly and unambiguously recognisable, it should be easy to reproduce in a variety of media and it should contain something reminiscent of the product or concept it represents. This jagged mess certainly doesn’t say “London” to me. Fair enough, it does say “2012″ if you squint enough, while simultaneously trying not to think of what Lisa Simpson is doing, but it doesn’t even represent the Olympics properly… they’ve had to colour all the rings white to fit the design. Gah!

2012 London Olympic bid logoOn the other hand, here’s the logo they used for the Olympic bid. It’s fairly conservative, but it does the job… the text tells you exactly what it represents, the Olympic rings are shown in their traditional colours, and those colours are repeated in the five-strand ribbon which outlines the shape of the river Thames. With some tweaking, that could be a perfectly good logo for the actual Games, and a worthy addition to a long line of classic emblems.

But of course, that wouldn’t happen, would it? We’re dealing with corporate brands here, and the bid was a different product altogether. As Chris Townsend, commercial director of the 2012 Olympics, said to the Guardian, “It is designed as a proper consumer brand rather than a corporate brand you’ve seen in other games and it will stand alongside all the other leading sports brands.” Riiiiight.

goatse olympics!Ah well, that’s my rant over. I’m just sorry that we’re going to miss out on the best logo of all. Briefly shown as one of the alternative designs submitted by readers of the BBC website, it was then removed. In a just world, Sean Stayte’s design would be the official logo for the 2012 Olympics (more info here and there’s now a t-shirt! Everybody buy one!)

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Here we go again again again…

match ticketsIn his new book “The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable” Nassim Nicholas Taleb discusses a phenomenon of the way we deal with our increasingly complex world. We’re hopeless at predicting major events, but we still analyse those events in the belief that we’ll be ready next time. Of course, there will never be an identical “next time”, because there’s so much randomness in these events. The lessons of 9/11 didn’t prevent Bali or 7/7, and the proven success of Google didn’t inspire us all to bet on the success of Myspace.

On a (slightly) more banal level, football is full of Black Swans. At the start of 2007, when Lincoln City were sitting comfortably in the automatic promotion positions, I was confident. After four unsuccessful attempts in the play-offs, this time they’d do it the easy way. Their scoring rate and away form were unmatched in the division (and possibly the whole Nationwide League)… why would that change?

Well, it changed. A dismal January-March run saw them slip out of the automatic promotion places and into the play-off places, remaining in the top five only by dint of their stunning autumn strike rate. Like all armchair punters, I analysed and compared, trying to spot the pattern which would explain this dip in form and produce the magic formula to turn things around. And of course there was no magic formula… despite all the tweaks to both attack and defence, the players who had performed so well in late 2006 dug in once again and won the necessary points during the last three matches. The Black Swan of the dip in form was followed by the Black Swan of the rediscovery of form.

So, to summarise, it’s play-off time again, and while Bristol Rovers (powering into the play-offs at the last gasp) aren’t the team I wanted to face at the semi-final stage, there’s no point reading too much into the fixtures. With two games to play before the Wembley final, there’s plenty of time for another Black Swan or two.

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Where do you want to go today?

As a user of several such things, this made me laugh…

Map of Online Communities (from xkcd)

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Inland Empire – a two-word review

Just…

WOW

!!!!

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Phishing on Myspace

Just a quick public service announcement, in case it’ll save anyone some bother…

I just noticed a comment on the bluesjamtracks Myspace page, where the request “please add me” was accompanied by a hotlinked picture of a comely young maiden.

I always remove spam and non-music advertising from our comments, so I clicked the picture to see what it would link to. It points at the URL http://d0f50129.com/login.php, where there’s a pretty convincing mock-up of the standard Myspace login page, except the “you must be logged-in to do that!” warning (and yes, the misplaced hyphen annoys me every time!) is on a red background, which I haven’t seen on the genuine Myspace site.

In short, a phishing attempt. There’s already quite enough comment spam on Myspace, so don’t fall for it!

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Gordon says…

Gordon Brown claims today that the country is turning away from a celebrity culture and insists his seriousness is in tune with a new spirit of the times. (The Guardian)

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of optimism, but Gordon seems to be living in a fantasy world. Screaming from every tabloid headline and TV news programme today was the shocking news that… I can barely find the words to describe such horror… deep breath now…

A young member of the Royal Family has split up with the girl he was going out with.

Not surprisingly, media commentators and vox-popping members of the public have blamed the aggressive and intrusive press for making newly slebbified Kate Middleton’s life a misery and causing the eventual split. That’s rather disingenuous… we (and I’m using the broadest sense of “we”) get the media we deserve. The tabloids hound the Royals because we pay them to do so.

Granted, it’s not entirely one-way traffic… the media have played their part in whipping up the celeb frenzy. However, they’re simply exploiting their market. The fascination with celebrities began long before the Princess Diana hysteria, long before even the first movie stars of the 1920s. What’s different now, though, is the slack-jawed obsession with the trivial lives of people whose only achievement is to be given enough airtime to proclaim themselves “celebrities”. That doesn’t look like changing for a while, whatever Gordon Brown may think.

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Lazy Easter

OpeningDidn’t do a huge amount over Easter… I’ve been pretty busy over the last month or two, so it was good to do some concerted idling (as opposed to my usual random bursts of unplanned idling) and enjoy the weather.

Such was my idleness, I can’t even remember what we did on the Monday, but I know we spent a pleasant Sunday lunchtime in the pub garden, followed by a walk to nearby Nonsuch Park, once home to Henry VIII. Finding the service wing of the current (Victorian) mansion open to visitors, we did the local history thang… I don’t know whether it’s a sign of age, but I found the minutiae of Victorian middle-class domestic life uncommonly intriguing!

It turns out that the partly neglected mansion (owned by a consortium of local councils) is up for sale, and conversion to a luxury restaurant or leisure club must be a possibility. In a borough like Sutton, which grew around the railway and the post-WW2 housing boom, even a neglected stately home is a rare treasure… to restrict public access in any way would be a tragedy, especially with its new-found potential as a museum of Victorian life. (More info… Save Nonsuch)

Saturday… saw the Oscar-winning (at last!) Scorsese film, “The Departed”. Verdict… well, it’s pretty good as gangland grudgefests go, but it’s almost like a Scorsese self parody, and probably not Oscar material. Naturally, he should have won the Oscar for “Taxi Driver” or at the very least “Goodfellas”, but of course the Academy doesn’t work like that, does it?

Friday was the most active day, featuring a sun-drenched walk through the Surrey hills between Dorking and Leatherhead. Spring was at its most glisteningly fertile, and I even captured some moments for you via the medium of photography…

Good Friday walk in the Surrey hills (photoset on Flickr)

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