Why didn’t they tell us he looked like this? I’ve seen this man almost every day during the last couple of weeks, whenever I’ve walked through our local indoor shopping mall. There’s always a load of kids queuing up to see him… like all good western infidels, they’re probably selling him weapons. So what’s next? He supposedly doesn’t get on with old Osama, so don’t be surprised if the US suddenly decide they like Saddam again.
Oh, and by the way… they find an old bloke hiding in a hole, but they still can’t find any big shiny Weapons of Mass Destruction. Funny, that.